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Not-so-smartphone

Apple doom is very cheap, has lousy specs and is only available in India.

Yesterday’s Macworld column found Apple’s doom in a piece of crap Android phone that you can only buy in India.

Author The MacalopePosted on July 30, 2014July 30, 2014Categories iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Not-so-smartphone

Things might get ontological

Words have meanings. Not that these people know.

This week’s Macworld column finds pundits who have a hard time with the definition of things.

Author The MacalopePosted on July 26, 2014Categories iPad, iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Things might get ontological

No way to win

Apple must make a large iPhone! So it can kill itself!

Today’s Macworld column finds Apple damned if it does make a large iPhone and damned if it doesn’t.

Author The MacalopePosted on July 24, 2014July 26, 2014Categories iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on No way to win

On repeat

Microsoft’s got all the mojo. Even when the facts don’t agree.

Tuesday’s Macworld column found the best way to deal with evidence contrary to your Apple doom scenario is to double down.

Author The MacalopePosted on July 24, 2014Categories Microsoft, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on On repeat

A steady decline

The documentation of Apple’s steady decline to irrelevance.

This week’s Macworld column documents Apple’s steady decline into irrelevance.

Author The MacalopePosted on July 19, 2014Categories iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on A steady decline

Rumors of doom

Unannounced product is unannouncedly delayed!

Today’s Macworld column looks at the devastating rumor that that unannounced thing might be not shipping when it was not yet announced to be shipping.

Author The MacalopePosted on July 17, 2014Categories iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Rumors of doom

Under pressure

What must the iPhone 6 have in order to save Apple?!

Yesterday’s Macworld column discussed all the things the iPhone 6 needs to save Apple. Yeah, OK, not really.

Author The MacalopePosted on July 16, 2014Categories iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Under pressure

Missed opportunities

Is this really the best we can do?

This week’s Macworld column wonders why we can’t get better punditry.

Author The MacalopePosted on July 12, 2014Categories iPhone, Microsoft, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Missed opportunities

The spin cycle

Samsung had a bad quarter? Quick! To the spin machine!

Today’s Macworld column looks at Samsung’s bad quarter and the resulting spin.

Author The MacalopePosted on July 10, 2014Categories Silly PunditsLeave a comment on The spin cycle

The lame name game

A rose by any other name would do… what?

Today’s Macworld column looks at the single biggest concern about the iWatch: the name, of course.

Author The MacalopePosted on July 8, 2014Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on The lame name game

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