As sure as Apple doom and taxes

Today’s Macworld column looks at how doomed the iPad is. (Spoiler: very doomed.)

Analysts say the craziest things

This weeks Macworld column has the horny one wondering how he can get a job as a Wall Street analyst.

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Today’s Macworld column provides some lame excuses to avoid Apple’ stock. If you were looking for some.

Securitysplainin’

Today’s Macworld column features yet another Windows user who cares very much about Mac security. So sweet!

Fait accompli liability

This week’s Macworld column looks at some of the things pundits thing are over but haven’t even started yet.

Fools of the Year, 2014 Edition

Today’s Macworld column brings you the cavalcade of Fools of the Year. No foolin’.

Losers

This week’s Macworld column looks at what a bunch of losers Apple is.

Another day, another doom

Today’s Macworld column looks at the cloud of doom that perpetually hangs over Cupertino. AGAIN.

Worst book club member ever

Today’s Macworld column wonders how someone can argue that bad reviews mean a book is better.

One side fits all

This week’s Macworld column looks at how easy it is to write about Apple. You just write up the anti-Apple argument and you’re done.