Who is the Macalope?

Look, the Macalope didn’t spend four years at Bad Life Choices University because he was afraid to associate his real name from the loud-mouthed things he writes online. He spent four years at Bad Life Choices University because it was his safety school. He didn’t get in anywhere else. What was he supposed to do? Do a year of college prep?

Actually, that probably would have been a good idea, now that you mention it.

Huh. Oh, well.

Anyway, if you’re one the people whose work the Macalope has criticized or you feel you just really, really need to know because you open your presents Christmas eve and read recaps of your shows before watching, read on. The Macalope would ask that you don’t spoil it for those who readers don’t want to know, but he can’t keep you to that.

The Macalope is this guy.