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Retroactive disaster

How bad are Apple Watch sales? Time-travelingly bad.

Yesterday’s Macworld column showed that Watch sales are so bad they’re traveling back in time and are being undone.

Author The MacalopePosted on November 6, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Retroactive disaster

Road to nowhere

The car industry is perfect as it is! No room for improvement!

Yesterday’s Macworld column looked at what a waste of time it certainly must be for Apple to work on a car.

Author The MacalopePosted on October 28, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Road to nowhere

The wrong fight

What exactly does the Surface compete against?

Today’s Macworld column looks at which Apple device the Surface really competes against.

Author The MacalopePosted on October 15, 2015Categories Hardware, iPad, Microsoft, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on The wrong fight

Hail Hydra

Apple makes too many devices!

Today’s Macworld column looks at why Apple makes so many darn products!

Author The MacalopePosted on September 15, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Hail Hydra

The Odd Couple

How many people are really going to want to use Android Wear with the iPhone?

Today’s Macworld column looks at the chances people are really going to want to use Android Wear with the iPhone.

Author The MacalopePosted on September 8, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on The Odd Couple

Walk on the mild side

Android Wear comes to iOS.

Yesterday’s Macworld column looked at the Android Wear on iOS revolution.

Author The MacalopePosted on September 4, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Walk on the mild side

What fight are you Swatching?

Pretty much anything you put on your wrist spells doom for the Apple Watch.

Today’s Macworld column finds pretty much anything you put on your wrist spelling doom for the Apple Watch.

Author The MacalopePosted on August 11, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on What fight are you Swatching?

Comparing Apples to lemons

Microsoft wins again! (Actual winning not included.)

Today’s Macworld column looks at how to make Microsoft look good by comparison. A goofy, goofy comparison.

Author The MacalopePosted on July 28, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Comparing Apples to lemons

Missing all the signs

Desperately making the Apple Watch a flop.

Today’s Macworld column shows that you can make the Apple Watch a flop if you just ignore inconvenient facts.

Author The MacalopePosted on July 18, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Missing all the signs

Paling in comparison

Is the Apple Watch just like Google Glass? Oh, wait, no, is it worse than Google Glass?

Yesterday’s Macworld column looked at a comparison between the Apple Watch and, um, Google Glass.

Author The MacalopePosted on July 15, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Paling in comparison

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