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Coming up lame
The Macalope pulls a shank and has to rely on an old crutch.
Today’s Macworld column finds the Macalope desperate for material!
Obsolete arguments
Maybe these arguments weren’t planned to be obsolete, but they’ve long since been made obsolete.
Today’s Macworld column asks “Do we really need to have this argument about planned obsolescence again?”
Not-so-smartphone
Apple doom is very cheap, has lousy specs and is only available in India.
Yesterday’s Macworld column found Apple’s doom in a piece of crap Android phone that you can only buy in India.
Things might get ontological
Words have meanings. Not that these people know.
This week’s Macworld column finds pundits who have a hard time with the definition of things.
No way to win
Apple must make a large iPhone! So it can kill itself!
Today’s Macworld column finds Apple damned if it does make a large iPhone and damned if it doesn’t.
On repeat
Microsoft’s got all the mojo. Even when the facts don’t agree.
Tuesday’s Macworld column found the best way to deal with evidence contrary to your Apple doom scenario is to double down.
A steady decline
The documentation of Apple’s steady decline to irrelevance.
This week’s Macworld column documents Apple’s steady decline into irrelevance.
Rumors of doom
Unannounced product is unannouncedly delayed!
Today’s Macworld column looks at the devastating rumor that that unannounced thing might be not shipping when it was not yet announced to be shipping.
Under pressure
What must the iPhone 6 have in order to save Apple?!
Yesterday’s Macworld column discussed all the things the iPhone 6 needs to save Apple. Yeah, OK, not really.