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Everybody has an opinion

We’ll look at opinions about Apple ranging from negative to really negative.

This week’s Macworld column has all kinds of opinions, from negative about Apple to… well, more negative about Apple.

Author The MacalopePosted on April 26, 2014Categories iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Everybody has an opinion

Look at me!

Guys, we’ve apparently been neglecting someone.

Today’s Macworld column has the Macalope feeling just terrible that a pundit must be feeling neglected.

Author The MacalopePosted on April 24, 2014Categories Apple Corporate, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Look at me!

Fight! Fight! Fight!

Tiny things always speak volumes. If you make a big deal out of them.

Today’s Macworld column looks at the little things that people will try to make a big deal out of.

Author The MacalopePosted on April 22, 2014Categories Apple Corporate, iPhone, Silly Pundits1 Comment on Fight! Fight! Fight!

Incomparable

Some things should not be compared to each other. But they are.

This week’s Macworld column looks at things that should not be compared to each other… but are.

Author The MacalopePosted on April 19, 2014Categories iPhone, Microsoft, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Incomparable

Double jeopardy

Apple is a failure without Steve Jobs. Because it keeps pursuing the policies Jobs espoused.

Today’s Macworld column looks at the inescapable trap of twisted logic Joe Nocera has set for Apple!

Author The MacalopePosted on April 17, 2014Categories iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Double jeopardy

As sure as Apple doom and taxes

How doomed is the iPad? Do you even have to ask?

Today’s Macworld column looks at how doomed the iPad is. (Spoiler: very doomed.)

Author The MacalopePosted on April 15, 2014Categories iPad, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on As sure as Apple doom and taxes

Analysts say the craziest things

Make stuff up about Apple and pull down serious money? Where does a mythical beast sign up?

This weeks Macworld column has the horny one wondering how he can get a job as a Wall Street analyst.

Author The MacalopePosted on April 12, 2014Categories Hardware, iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Analysts say the craziest things

Specious reasoning

The real reason to stay out of Apple’s stock is that this kind of stuff is what guides opinion about it.

Today’s Macworld column provides some lame excuses to avoid Apple’s stock. If you were looking for some.

Author The MacalopePosted on April 10, 2014April 24, 2014Categories Apple Corporate, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Specious reasoning

Securitysplainin

It’s nice that Windows users care so much about Mac security.

Today’s Macworld column features yet another Windows user who cares very much about Mac security. So sweet!

Author The MacalopePosted on April 8, 2014April 24, 2014Categories OS X, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Securitysplainin

Fait accompli liability

Pundits think things that haven’t even started yet are over.

This week’s Macworld column looks at some of the things pundits thing are over but haven’t even started yet.

Author The MacalopePosted on April 5, 2014Categories iPad, iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Fait accompli liability

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