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Watching the wrong fight

Microsoft wins again! Even if the author doesn’t get what they’re really trying to do!

Today’s Macworld column looks at how badly the Microsoft Band is going to beat the Apple Watch. Wait…

Author The MacalopePosted on March 19, 2015Categories Microsoft, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Watching the wrong fight

Choose wisely

So judging your Apple Watch choice right now.

Today’s Macworld column has all the Apple Watch judgement you can stomach.

Author The MacalopePosted on March 17, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Choose wisely

Digerati, heal thyself

The Apple Watch will ruin everything!

Today’s Macworld column looks at how the Apple Watch will ruin everything. Just like the iPhone did. And the Mac did. And the wheel did.

Author The MacalopePosted on March 14, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Digerati, heal thyself

An opinion too far

Guess who they asked about the Apple Watch.

Today’s Macworld column looks at opinions on the Apple Watch no one wants.

Author The MacalopePosted on March 12, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on An opinion too far

Insecurity blanket

Apple Pay didn’t solve all of banking’s security problems.

Today’s Macworld column looks at the devastating news that Apple Pay didn’t solve all of banking’s security problems.

Author The MacalopePosted on March 10, 2015Categories iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Insecurity blanket

Getting your kicks in

Get your Apple Watch doomsday scenarios before they’re obsolete tomorrow!

Yesterday’s Macworld column looked at the late Apple Watch doom scenarios.

Author The MacalopePosted on March 8, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Getting your kicks in

Flop flap

How the Apple Watch conveniently comes pre-flopped.

Yesterday’s Macworld column showed us all the important information about how the Apple Watch comes pre-flopped.

Author The MacalopePosted on March 6, 2015Categories Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Flop flap

Take my advice

Don’t listen to lousy investment advice.

Yesterday’s Macworld column advised not to take this one guy’s investment advice.

Author The MacalopePosted on March 1, 2015Categories Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Take my advice

Can’t lose for winning

What’s it called when paranoia is projected on someone else? Apple analysis.

Today’s Macworld column shows us all the ways that Apple is under threat and may fall at any second because analysis.

Author The MacalopePosted on February 14, 2015Categories iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Can’t lose for winning

Too much book learning

The Harvard Business Review explains Apple doom.

Saturday’s Macworld column told a guy writing for the Harvard Business Review to go back to school.

Author The MacalopePosted on February 9, 2015Categories iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Too much book learning

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