Microsoft – The Macalope

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Microsoft is indefinably great!

Today’s Macworld column looks at how indefinably great Microsoft is.

To touch or not to touch?

Yesterday’s Macworld column looked at Microsoft and Apple’s respective approaches to touch input on PCs.

A Microsoft retort that was four years in the making.

Yesterday’s Macworld column looked at a zingy retort from Microsoft that was four years in the making.

The Winotaur returns to talk about Apple and Microsoft’s announcements this week.

In today’s Macworld column, our old friend the Winotaur is back to talk about Apple and Microsoft’s announcements this week.

Declaring Microsoft the winner when it best suits Microsoft.

Today’s Macworld column looked at when it’s the best time to declare victory and it turns out it’s whenever it best suits Microsoft.

Microsoft wins again! Every! Time!

Today’s Macworld column finds Microsoft winning… again!

What exactly does the Surface compete against?

Today’s Macworld column looks at which Apple device the Surface really competes against.

All is forgiven, Microsoft!

Today’s Macworld column shows that all Microsoft has to do is release a less awful operating system and all will be forgiven.

Microsoft wins again! Even if the author doesn’t get what they’re really trying to do!

Today’s Macworld column looks at how badly the Microsoft Band is going to beat the Apple Watch. Wait…

An idea never before presented with such thought and rigor. This week.

Today’s Macworld column features an astounding idea: Apple should — are you sitting down? — license one of its operating systems. Pretty cool, right?