John Dvorak, a college professor and a troll walk into a bar…
A bad joke
Joke’s on us!
Category: iPhone
Climb every mole hill
Mole hills into mountains. It’s hard being a pundit!
This week’s Macworld column looks at the mole hills that pundits try to make mountains out of.
Personality disorder
Tech personalities. What are you gonna do with them?
The Winotaur, John Dvorak and RIM all get the horns in this week’s Macworld column.
Reactionaries
Ice Cream Sandwich vs. iOS 6, false history of the iPod and Microsoft’s Monday announcement.
This week’s Macworld column false equivalencies between Ice Cream Sandwich and iOS 6, a flight of fancy about the iPad and whatever Microsoft might have up its sleeve for Monday.
A kinder, gentler Macalope
Security, wedgies and the Apple television.
This week’s Macworld column features an intervention followed by the Macalope making nice with a silly pundit, but not before handing out a much-deserved goring with the help of a friend.
Cause and effect
Some people just don’t get cause and effect.
This week’s Macworld column looks at 4-inch iPhone rumors, Google phones and Ultrabooks… again.
Are you crazy?
Are these analysts and commentators crazy? You be the judge.
The Macalope asks this of an analyst who downgrades Apple, an InfoWorld columnist who wants people to stop being so mean to Microsoft and (yes, she’s back!) Katherine Noyes in this week’s Macworld column.
Baloney. It’s what’s for lunch.
Fabricated iPad scandals and giant iPhones!
This week’s Macworld column looks at fabricated iPad scandals. And just how big the next iPhone will be? HUGE!
Punchlines
New Android phones, iPad mini rumors and some reason-free silly punditry.
This week’s Macworld column looks at the new phones shown at MWC, zombie iPad mini rumors and a pundit who says Apple needs to dramatically update iOS… just because, OK?!
Occam’s electric razor
Mountain Lion spells trouble, one pundit says we should boycott Apple over Foxconn and the Macalope is forced to agree with Joe Wilcox! NOOO!
This week’s Macworld column notes that sometimes the simplest answer isn’t the right one right one but, hey, silly pundits have deadlines, you know?