iPhone – Page 12 – The Macalope

Spot the motivation

Why would someone write this?

Today’s Macworld column wonders if you can figure out a pundit’s motivation along with the Macalope.

Everything always dooms Apple. Even the stuff that dooms its competitors.

Tuesday’s Macworld column looks at another case of jamming Apple into a headline it doesn’t belong in.

(Apologies for the late link.)

We’ll look at opinions about Apple ranging from negative to really negative.

This week’s Macworld column has all kinds of opinions, from negative about Apple to… well, more negative about Apple.

Tiny things always speak volumes. If you make a big deal out of them.

Today’s Macworld column looks at the little things that people will try to make a big deal out of.

Some things should not be compared to each other. But they are.

This week’s Macworld column looks at things that should not be compared to each other… but are.

Apple is a failure without Steve Jobs. Because it keeps pursuing the policies Jobs espoused.

Today’s Macworld column looks at the inescapable trap of twisted logic Joe Nocera has set for Apple!

Make stuff up about Apple and pull down serious money? Where does a mythical beast sign up?

This weeks Macworld column has the horny one wondering how he can get a job as a Wall Street analyst.

Pundits think things that haven’t even started yet are over.

This week’s Macworld column looks at some of the things pundits thing are over but haven’t even started yet.

Ugh, Apple is such a bunch of losers! Why do they even try?

This week’s Macworld column looks at what a bunch of losers Apple is.

Looks like it’s doom again for Apple.

Today’s Macworld column looks at the cloud of doom that perpetually hangs over Cupertino. AGAIN.