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The wildly popular Surface

Everyone loves the Surface so Apple should totally copy it, The End.

Today’s Macworld column looks at the wildly popular device that Apple should totally copy.

Author The MacalopePosted on July 3, 2014Categories Hardware, iPad, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on The wildly popular Surface

Won’t somebody think of the children?

It’s true. Apple products are the devil incarnate.

Today’s Macworld column looks at how Apple products are ruining our children.

Author The MacalopePosted on June 19, 2014Categories iPad, iPhone, iPod, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Won’t somebody think of the children?

As sure as Apple doom and taxes

How doomed is the iPad? Do you even have to ask?

Today’s Macworld column looks at how doomed the iPad is. (Spoiler: very doomed.)

Author The MacalopePosted on April 15, 2014Categories iPad, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on As sure as Apple doom and taxes

Fait accompli liability

Pundits think things that haven’t even started yet are over.

This week’s Macworld column looks at some of the things pundits thing are over but haven’t even started yet.

Author The MacalopePosted on April 5, 2014Categories iPad, iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Fait accompli liability

When you assume

All Apple rumors are true, right?

Today’s Macworld column looks at what happens when you assume rumors are true.

Author The MacalopePosted on March 20, 2014Categories iPad, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on When you assume

Reasonable explanations

This week the Macalope helps out by providing some very reasonable explanations.

In this week’s Macworld column, the Macalope tries to help out by providing some very reasonable explanations for things.

Author The MacalopePosted on March 8, 2014Categories iPad, iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Reasonable explanations

In theory

Theories are nice, but it’s reality that matters.

This week’s Macworld column notes that theories are nice, but it’s reality that really matters.

Author The MacalopePosted on February 15, 2014Categories iPad, iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on In theory

Don’t look back in anger or happiness

With articles like these, who needs to read the book?

Today’s Macworld column suspects that if the article it picks apart is any indicator, the author’s book is not going to be great.

Author The MacalopePosted on February 6, 2014Categories iPad, iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Don’t look back in anger or happiness

Apple doom enters 37th consecutive year

Apple totally should have acquired Nest because acquisitions = innovation.

In today’s Macworld column it appears we’re still talking about how Google’s Nest acquisition reflects badly on Apple.

Author The MacalopePosted on January 21, 2014Categories iPad, iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Apple doom enters 37th consecutive year

Truisms

Apple always needs to make a huge acquisition (for some reason) and Microsoft always wins!

This week’s Macworld column points out that two things we’ll always know are that Apple should dump billions on acquiring some big-name company and that Microsoft always wins.

Author The MacalopePosted on December 7, 2013Categories iPad, iPhone, Microsoft, More Macalope, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Truisms

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