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Apres Watch, le deluge

People have thoughts on the Watch. Who knew?

This week’s Macworld column deals with the post-Watch dumb. As you’d think.

Author The MacalopePosted on September 13, 2014Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Apres Watch, le deluge

Jumping the gun

The Apple Watch was a disappointment even before it was revealed.

Today’s Macworld column looks at how you can review a product before it’s even revealed.

Author The MacalopePosted on September 12, 2014Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Jumping the gun

Throwing numbers around

Hey, let’s estimate how many iWatches Apple will sell. That should be easy.

Today’s Macworld column looks at estimating the unestimatable.

Author The MacalopePosted on September 2, 2014Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Throwing numbers around

How low can you go?

Go for the low end, Apple!

Today’s Macworld column looks at some sound advice: Apple should rush to the low end of the market.

Author The MacalopePosted on August 21, 2014Categories Hardware, Silly Pundits1 Comment on How low can you go?

Coming up lame

The Macalope pulls a shank and has to rely on an old crutch.

Today’s Macworld column finds the Macalope desperate for material!

Author The MacalopePosted on August 7, 2014Categories Hardware, Microsoft, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Coming up lame

The lame name game

A rose by any other name would do… what?

Today’s Macworld column looks at the single biggest concern about the iWatch: the name, of course.

Author The MacalopePosted on July 8, 2014Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on The lame name game

The wildly popular Surface

Everyone loves the Surface so Apple should totally copy it, The End.

Today’s Macworld column looks at the wildly popular device that Apple should totally copy.

Author The MacalopePosted on July 3, 2014Categories Hardware, iPad, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on The wildly popular Surface

Analysts say the craziest things

Make stuff up about Apple and pull down serious money? Where does a mythical beast sign up?

This weeks Macworld column has the horny one wondering how he can get a job as a Wall Street analyst.

Author The MacalopePosted on April 12, 2014Categories Hardware, iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Analysts say the craziest things

Discontributor network

Apple needs a loyalty program like MacBooks need stickers.

Today’s Macworld column looks at yet another burning question about Apple.

Author The MacalopePosted on March 13, 2014Categories Apple Corporate, Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Discontributor network

That’s one opinion

Samsung, Lyons and the iWatch. (Worst Narnia book ever.)

This week’s Macworld column looks at whether Apple is following Samsung, says goodbye to Dan Lyons and handles another opinion about the iWatch, a device that does not exist yet.

Author The MacalopePosted on March 23, 2013Categories Hardware, iPad, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on That’s one opinion

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