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Leading indicators

If there are ads for it, then it must not be selling well. QED.

Today’s Macworld column looks at the very obvious contention that if a product is being advertised, then it must not be selling well.

Author The MacalopePosted on May 26, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Leading indicators

Of babies and bath water

Apple Car DOA.

For your Memorial Day reading, Saturday’s Macworld column looked at the contention that the Apple Car is DOA.

Author The MacalopePosted on May 25, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Of babies and bath water

Stainless steal

The Apple Watch might be better with added security features, but that doesn’t mean it’s “easy to steal”.

Yesterday’s Macworld column looked at claims that the Apple Watch is easy to steal.

Author The MacalopePosted on May 20, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Stainless steal

Bad decisions

BREAKING: Person who didn’t want an Apple Watch turns out to not like it.

Today’s Macworld column looks at the startling revelation that if you don’t want an Apple Watch, you maybe shouldn’t buy one. Particularly a $700 one.

Author The MacalopePosted on May 16, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Bad decisions

Gross

A gimmicky “Dear John” letter for a gadget isn’t cute.

Today’s Macworld column reviews the grossness that is an Apple Watch “review” dressed up as a break-up letter.

Author The MacalopePosted on May 14, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Gross

The impossible dream

Just say no to reviewing products that don’t exist yet.

Tuesday’s Macworld column looked at how pundits keep trying to review products that don’t exist yet.

Author The MacalopePosted on May 14, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on The impossible dream

Haptic hazard

That thing they haven’t announced an we know nothing about? Total fail.

Yesterday’s Macworld column looked at the fun you can have by analyzing products you know nothing about.

Author The MacalopePosted on May 10, 2015May 11, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Haptic hazard

Not getting it

Don’t understand the Apple Watch? Write a column about it!

Today’s Macworld column looks at what you should do if you don’t understand the Apple Watch: Write a column about it in the nation’s biggest newspaper.

Author The MacalopePosted on May 7, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Not getting it

Stupid games

The Apple Watch is a failure… at meeting unrealistic expectations.

Yesterday’s Macworld column looks at the idea that the Apple Watch is a failure… to meet analysts’ estimates.

Author The MacalopePosted on May 3, 2015May 3, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Stupid games

Bogus analogies

The Apple Watch is just like Google Glass? No.

Today’s Macworld column looks at the delightfully wrong comparison between the Apple Watch and Google Glass.

Author The MacalopePosted on April 30, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Bogus analogies

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