The Macalope

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The worst headlines of the week all wrapped up in a big dumb bow.

This week’s Macworld column looks at some truly horrible headlines.

Why would someone write this?

Today’s Macworld column wonders if you can figure out a pundit’s motivation along with the Macalope.

Everything always dooms Apple. Even the stuff that dooms its competitors.

Tuesday’s Macworld column looks at another case of jamming Apple into a headline it doesn’t belong in.

(Apologies for the late link.)

We’ll look at opinions about Apple ranging from negative to really negative.

This week’s Macworld column has all kinds of opinions, from negative about Apple to… well, more negative about Apple.

Guys, we’ve apparently been neglecting someone.

Today’s Macworld column has the Macalope feeling just terrible that a pundit must be feeling neglected.

Tiny things always speak volumes. If you make a big deal out of them.

Today’s Macworld column looks at the little things that people will try to make a big deal out of.

Some things should not be compared to each other. But they are.

This week’s Macworld column looks at things that should not be compared to each other… but are.

Apple is a failure without Steve Jobs. Because it keeps pursuing the policies Jobs espoused.

Today’s Macworld column looks at the inescapable trap of twisted logic Joe Nocera has set for Apple!

How doomed is the iPad? Do you even have to ask?

Today’s Macworld column looks at how doomed the iPad is. (Spoiler: very doomed.)

Make stuff up about Apple and pull down serious money? Where does a mythical beast sign up?

This weeks Macworld column has the horny one wondering how he can get a job as a Wall Street analyst.