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Is iTunes above criticism? Nooo. But this?

Today’s Macworld column looks at some iTunes criticism run amok.

Mark Zuckerberg’s standup needs some work. Don’t quit your day job, Mark. Whatever that is. Wait, he’s not trying to be funny?

Today’s Macworld column looks at the crazy talk coming out of Mark Zuckerberg’s mouth.

Will this completely unproven thing kill Apple? How can it not?

Thursday’s Macworld column took on more unproven stuff that’s sure to be an Apple killer.

Remember those rumors Tim Cook was going to be replaced?

Saturday’s Macworld column looked at those hi-larious rumors that Tim Cook was going to be replaced.

Apple must open iOS! Or we’ll go broke!

Yesterday’s Macworld column looked at some more sage advice for Apple: how it needs to open up iOS.

An idea never before presented with such thought and rigor. This week.

Today’s Macworld column features an astounding idea: Apple should — are you sitting down? — license one of its operating systems. Pretty cool, right?

This Apple watch coverage isn’t even right once a day.

Saturday’s Macworld column looked at some super-awesome Apple Watch coverage.

Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Heyyyyyy. Guess what. Apple’s a religion.

Yesterday’s Macworld column found the Macalope astounded people are still comparing Apple to a religion. And so badly, too.

How’d that advice to get out of Apple’s stock work out?

Saturday’s Macworld column looked at all that great advice to get out of Apple stock.

Wait. Wait. Wait. You’re saying Apple should… buy another company? OMG.

Today’s Macworld column looks at the amazingÂ advice that Apple should buy a big-name company.