Today’s Macworld column features one pundit with two craaaazy columns.
Double header
Amazon wins! With an imaginary product!
Author: The Macalope
Declining up
Someone has a weird definition of a “decline”.
Today’s Macworld column looks at Apple’s slow slide to success.
Reading comprehension
It it’s a survey about Apple it’s apparently impossible to read correctly.
Today’s Macworld column notices that the misunderstanding of Apple surveys continues apace.
A mixed bag
Everyone likes choices, even if they’re crappy!
Today’s Macworld column points out that choice in and of itself isn’t always better.
Book club
Beating up Apple execs over their book choices.
Today’s Macworld column shows how to beat up Apple executives over their book choices.
The anti-Beatitudes
If Apple’s a religion, shouldn’t we get our Watches tax-free?
Yesterday’s Macworld column went over the Apple = religion thing. AGAIN.
Zombie ideas
The Watch Edition is dead and it hasn’t even shipped yet.
Today’s Macworld column shows how all upcoming Apple products must be presumed DOA because, well, that’s the only time you can write that kind of thing — before they ship.
Weird science
The Apple Watch may already be killing you!
Today’s Macworld column shows how the Apple Watch may already be killing you!
Watching the wrong fight
Microsoft wins again! Even if the author doesn’t get what they’re really trying to do!
Today’s Macworld column looks at how badly the Microsoft Band is going to beat the Apple Watch. Wait…
Choose wisely
So judging your Apple Watch choice right now.
Today’s Macworld column has all the Apple Watch judgement you can stomach.