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AAPL vs. Apple

AAPL and Apple aren’t the same thing.

Yesterday’s Macworld column looked at the difference between the stock and the company.

And if you missed it, Tuesday’s column looked at the idea that Apple should ditch one of its competitive advantages, just to make Windows users happy.

Author The MacalopePosted on August 7, 2015Categories Apple Corporate, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on AAPL vs. Apple

Flawsome software

The latest Android vulnerability offers a nice object lesson.

Today’s Macworld column looks at the latest Android vulnerability.

Author The MacalopePosted on July 30, 2015Categories iPhone, Security, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Flawsome software

Comparing Apples to lemons

Microsoft wins again! (Actual winning not included.)

Today’s Macworld column looks at how to make Microsoft look good by comparison. A goofy, goofy comparison.

Author The MacalopePosted on July 28, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Comparing Apples to lemons

Not exactly missing it

Who missed what now?

Today’s Macworld column looks at the reaction to Apple’s quarterly results.

And if you missed it, Tuesday’s column looked at the contention that developers are skeptical of the Apple Watch.

Author The MacalopePosted on July 23, 2015Categories Apple Corporate, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Not exactly missing it

Missing all the signs

Desperately making the Apple Watch a flop.

Today’s Macworld column shows that you can make the Apple Watch a flop if you just ignore inconvenient facts.

Author The MacalopePosted on July 18, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Missing all the signs

Paling in comparison

Is the Apple Watch just like Google Glass? Oh, wait, no, is it worse than Google Glass?

Yesterday’s Macworld column looked at a comparison between the Apple Watch and, um, Google Glass.

Author The MacalopePosted on July 15, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Paling in comparison

Unreality check

Tim Cook is a lousy CEO. That’s a thing you can say and not explode. Apparently.

Yesterday’s Macworld column looked at the amusing notion that Tim Cook is a lousy CEO.

Author The MacalopePosted on July 12, 2015Categories Apple Corporate, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Unreality check

The expectation game

How to subjectively dismiss the Apple Watch, a case study.

Yesterday’s Macworld column looked at how you can subjectively dismiss the Apple Watch. It’s easy!

Author The MacalopePosted on July 8, 2015July 12, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on The expectation game

Past tense

All about the failure that is the Apple Watch.

Today’s Macworld column tells you all about the Apple Watch failure.

Author The MacalopePosted on July 2, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Past tense

Survey fever

Survey fever: Don’t catch it.

Tuesday’s Macworld column asks you not to catch it.

Author The MacalopePosted on July 2, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Survey fever

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