In this week’s Macworld column we look at publications that would like to disavow any knowledge of their opinion pieces. And with good reason.
Disclaimers
These guys? We hardly even know these guys.
Category: Silly Pundits
From zero to Apple in 3.5 seconds
How fast can something be made about Apple?
Today’s Macworld column looks at how fast something can be made about Apple. Pretty fast, apparently.
Satire is dead
This Business Insider piece has to be satire, right? Right?
Yesterday’s Macworld column looked at the strange case of the satirical Business Insider piece that wasn’t satirical.
Magical thinking
Phablets rule, Apple drools. Microsoft’s still looking for love in all the wrong places but it’s more popular than Apple supposedly.
This week’s Macworld column explores the idea that Apple must make a phablet… OR DIE! We’ll also look at how Microsoft’s CEO search is going and how Apple is only popular with kids even though it’s not popular with kids.
False alarm
Apple must make a big phone! Because of some stuff I just manufactured!
Today’s Macworld column looks at what Apple MUST DO.
Free advice
Free advice isn’t always free.
Yesterday’s Macworld column looked at the state of Apple investment advice. It’s not pretty.
Scandalous
Apple won’t let us leave! Except for Geniuses.
Tuesday’s Macworld column looked at the scandal about Apple not helping people leave its ecosystem. Except that it is.
Truisms
Apple always needs to make a huge acquisition (for some reason) and Microsoft always wins!
This week’s Macworld column points out that two things we’ll always know are that Apple should dump billions on acquiring some big-name company and that Microsoft always wins.
Demi-Godwin
It’s not Godwin but it’s close!
Yesterday’s Macworld column looked at how you can avoid Godwin’s Law by just comparing Apple to things other than Hitler. Like, say, Joseph McCarthy.
Friends and enemies
This week it’s not only pundits who make no sense who get the antlers, it’s also some friends.
This week’s Macworld column takes on pundits who make no sense and even some friends.