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The outrage gap

Strange how Apple always gets top billing when there’s a problem, isn’t it?

This week’s Macworld column notices a slight difference in how Apple is treated versus how other companies are treated.

Author The MacalopePosted on October 4, 2014Categories iPhone, Security, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on The outrage gap

Not breaking news

Newsflash from 2009: smartphone purchases are subsidized.

Oops, forgot to post Thursday’s column, which looked at the startling discovery that smartphone purchases are subsidized!

Author The MacalopePosted on October 4, 2014Categories iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Not breaking news

Exactly backwards

Apple pledges to keep its customers information private? Total fail.

Yesterday’s Macworld column looked at the amazing tale of the Business Insider writer who got Apple’s statement on privacy exactly backwards.

Author The MacalopePosted on October 1, 2014Categories iPhone, Silly Pundits1 Comment on Exactly backwards

Just your typical launch

Millions of iPhone shipped but Apple’s still a loser.

This week’s Macworld column looks at how Apple could ship millions of new iPhones and still be a miserable failure.

Author The MacalopePosted on September 27, 2014Categories iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Just your typical launch

Unfair comparisons

How do you show that Android phones are better than iPhones? Well…

Today’s Macworld column looks at the best way to show that Android phones are better than iPhones.

Author The MacalopePosted on September 25, 2014Categories iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Unfair comparisons

Androidsplainin’

This is how it is, iPhone dorks!

Today’s Macworld column cuts open some prime rib of Androidsplainin’.

Author The MacalopePosted on September 23, 2014Categories iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Androidsplainin’

Standard reactions

Pundits run with the standard playbook.

This week’s Macworld column looks at the standard reactions to any Apple announcement.

Author The MacalopePosted on September 20, 2014Categories iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Standard reactions

The Desolation of Forbes

When Tolkien references go bad.

Today’s Macworld column looks at what happens when Tolkien references go bad.

Author The MacalopePosted on September 18, 2014Categories Apple Corporate, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on The Desolation of Forbes

Where’s Claude Rains when you need him?

Apple caught engaging in marketing!

Today’s Macworld column looks at the shocking allegation that Apple might be conducting marketing!

Author The MacalopePosted on September 17, 2014Categories Apple Corporate, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Where’s Claude Rains when you need him?

Apres Watch, le deluge

People have thoughts on the Watch. Who knew?

This week’s Macworld column deals with the post-Watch dumb. As you’d think.

Author The MacalopePosted on September 13, 2014Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Apres Watch, le deluge

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