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Knee-jerk reaction

How to ruin a point. (Hint: Say Apple is a religion.)

Today’s Macworld column looks at how to ruin a point.

Author The MacalopePosted on April 11, 2015Categories Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Knee-jerk reaction

Mo’ problems

Apple Pay DOA.

Yesterday’s Macworld column showed again how Apple Pay is doomed.

Author The MacalopePosted on April 10, 2015Categories Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Mo’ problems

Double header

Amazon wins! With an imaginary product!

Today’s Macworld column features one pundit with two craaaazy columns.

Author The MacalopePosted on April 7, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Double header

Declining up

Someone has a weird definition of a “decline”.

Today’s Macworld column looks at Apple’s slow slide to success.

Author The MacalopePosted on April 4, 2015Categories iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Declining up

Reading comprehension

It it’s a survey about Apple it’s apparently impossible to read correctly.

Today’s Macworld column notices that the misunderstanding of Apple surveys continues apace.

Author The MacalopePosted on April 2, 2015Categories iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Reading comprehension

A mixed bag

Everyone likes choices, even if they’re crappy!

Today’s Macworld column points out that choice in and of itself isn’t always better.

Author The MacalopePosted on March 31, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on A mixed bag

Book club

Beating up Apple execs over their book choices.

Today’s Macworld column shows how to beat up Apple executives over their book choices.

Author The MacalopePosted on March 28, 2015Categories Apple Corporate, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Book club

The anti-Beatitudes

If Apple’s a religion, shouldn’t we get our Watches tax-free?

Yesterday’s Macworld column went over the Apple = religion thing. AGAIN.

Author The MacalopePosted on March 27, 2015Categories Apple Corporate, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on The anti-Beatitudes

Zombie ideas

The Watch Edition is dead and it hasn’t even shipped yet.

Today’s Macworld column shows how all upcoming Apple products must be presumed DOA because, well, that’s the only time you can write that kind of thing — before they ship.

Author The MacalopePosted on March 24, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Zombie ideas

Weird science

The Apple Watch may already be killing you!

Today’s Macworld column shows how the Apple Watch may already be killing you!

Author The MacalopePosted on March 21, 2015Categories Hardware, iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Weird science

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