Today’s Macworld column reviews the grossness that is an Apple Watch “review” dressed up as a break-up letter.
Gross
A gimmicky “Dear John” letter for a gadget isn’t cute.
Category: Silly Pundits
The impossible dream
Just say no to reviewing products that don’t exist yet.
Tuesday’s Macworld column looked at how pundits keep trying to review products that don’t exist yet.
Haptic hazard
That thing they haven’t announced an we know nothing about? Total fail.
Yesterday’s Macworld column looked at the fun you can have by analyzing products you know nothing about.
Not getting it
Don’t understand the Apple Watch? Write a column about it!
Today’s Macworld column looks at what you should do if you don’t understand the Apple Watch: Write a column about it in the nation’s biggest newspaper.
Stupid games
The Apple Watch is a failure… at meeting unrealistic expectations.
Yesterday’s Macworld column looks at the idea that the Apple Watch is a failure… to meet analysts’ estimates.
Bogus analogies
The Apple Watch is just like Google Glass? No.
Today’s Macworld column looks at the delightfully wrong comparison between the Apple Watch and Google Glass.
Inverse relationship
Analysts say the Watch is doomed. Yay!
Today’s Macworld column looks at how if analysts think the Watch is doomed, it’s probably a good sign it’ll be a success.
A big but
Apple Watch launch fail!
Today’s Macworld column looks at the thing Apple did not actually admit.
Pointless gyrations
Smartphones and smartwatches are both electronics, right? So they’re basically the same thing.
Today’s Macworld column looks at comparisons of things that are not really alike.
Flub-a-dub-dub
The Apple Watch timing screwup. Sure, that’s a thing.
Yesterday’s Macworld column looks at how wrong the Apple Watch launch went. No, the Macalope doesn’t know either.