This week’s Macworld column looks at the latest failures out of Apple. Some of which don’t even exist yet.
Total failures
Apple failures in various quantum-mechanical states.
Category: iPhone
Fairness and accuracy in the media
Enderle, more bad news for Apple and ANDROID IS THE MOST SECURE EVAH.
This week’s Macworld column looks at all the great things that you can read about Apple in the oh, God, it’s horrible.
An oldie but a baddy
Apple products are a ripoff!
Yesterday’s Macworld column looked at the very thoughtful argument that Apple products are a ripoff.
An unbroken string of success
Open always wins! ALWAYS. I SAID ALWAYS.
Today’s Macworld column discusses the unstoppable power of open!
Comparing the incomparable
Like, say, is the iPhone 5c just like the Surface RT?
This week’s Macworld column looks at, among other things, the very serious question of whether or not the iPhone 5c is just like the Surface RT.
What, us worry?
Be afraid of Apple, investors! Be verrrry afraid!
Yesterday’s Macworld column looks a lovely piece of tripe from our friends at Forbes who want to let investors know why Apple is still in trouble.
Stupidgate
STOP THE MASS STUPIDITY!
Today’s Macworld column asks you to help the Macalope in asking editors around the globe when they are going to do something about Stupidgate, the continued publication of mind-numbingly stupid articles about Apple.
Like clockwork
Another laaaaaaame Apple event.
This week we had an Apple event! So, needless to say, in this week’s column the Macalope is left to dissect the commentary on how laaaame it was.
Technology journalalism
It’s not technology journalism it’s… uh, what is it, exactly?
This week’s Macworld column finds the Macalope only able to read half of one piece, while another piece is not what it seems!
And be sure to catch up on Tuesday and Thursday‘s columns if you missed ’em.
The Axis of Dumb
THe unholy trinity of Apple analysis!
This week’s Macworld column looks at the Axis of Dumb: Business Insider, Forbes and Rob Enderle.