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You can’t handle the truth

You can’t handle the truth about Tim Cook’s tenure. If by “truth” we mean “baloney”.

Today’s Macworld column asks if you can handle the “truth” that Steve Jobs would be disappointed by Tim Cook’s tenure.

Author The MacalopePosted on July 1, 2014Categories iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on You can’t handle the truth

All out of ideas

Someone’s out of ideas and it’s not Apple.

This week’s Macworld column asks who’s out of ideas: Apple or the pundits who keep talking about it?

Author The MacalopePosted on June 28, 2014Categories Apple Corporate, iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on All out of ideas

One side fits all

Apple doom is easier when you say Apple’s just going to sit still while its competitors get better and better.

Today’s Macworld column admits that it sure is easier to make Apple look doomed when you only look at their competition’s advantages and not at Apple’s.

Author The MacalopePosted on June 26, 2014Categories iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on One side fits all

Paling in comparison

Some comparisons probably shouldn’t be made.

This week’s Macworld column finds comparisons that were better off not being made.

Author The MacalopePosted on June 21, 2014Categories iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Paling in comparison

Won’t somebody think of the children?

It’s true. Apple products are the devil incarnate.

Today’s Macworld column looks at how Apple products are ruining our children.

Author The MacalopePosted on June 19, 2014Categories iPad, iPhone, iPod, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Won’t somebody think of the children?

Logical sandcastles

Their arguments just don’t hold up too well.

This week’s Macworld column looks at the pretty sandcastles that pundits build.

Author The MacalopePosted on May 31, 2014Categories Apple Corporate, iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Logical sandcastles

You lose

Apple loses to Google… again!

Yesterday’s Macworld column unveiled something surprising: there were still more ways Apple could lose to Google! Who knew?

Author The MacalopePosted on May 30, 2014Categories Apple Corporate, iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on You lose

Missed connections

Looking for answers in all the wrong places, looking for answers in too many faces.

This week’s Macworld column looks at pundits looking for answers in all the wrong places.

Author The MacalopePosted on May 24, 2014Categories Apple Corporate, iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Missed connections

Say anything

Just say things and you too can be quoted in articles and put on TV!

Yesterday’s Macworld column looked at how people make a living just sayin’ stuff.

Author The MacalopePosted on May 21, 2014Categories iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Say anything

Headline news

The worst headlines of the week all wrapped up in a big dumb bow.

This week’s Macworld column looks at some truly horrible headlines.

Author The MacalopePosted on May 3, 2014Categories iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Headline news

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