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An opinion too far

Guess who they asked about the Apple Watch.

Today’s Macworld column looks at opinions on the Apple Watch no one wants.

Author The MacalopePosted on March 12, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on An opinion too far

Getting your kicks in

Get your Apple Watch doomsday scenarios before they’re obsolete tomorrow!

Yesterday’s Macworld column looked at the late Apple Watch doom scenarios.

Author The MacalopePosted on March 8, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Getting your kicks in

The Apple Watch watch

More Apple Watch doom for you!

Yesterday’s Macworld column looked at more Apple Watch doom. Sooooo much Apple Watch doom to cover.

Author The MacalopePosted on February 6, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on The Apple Watch watch

Apple’s missing out on X

Apple’s not in this imaginary game we made up!

Saturday’s Macworld column looked at the latest imaginary technology Apple’s “missing out on”.

Author The MacalopePosted on February 2, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Apple’s missing out on X

Those who do not study history

The current crop of smartwatches sucks therefore the Apple Watch will suck. QED.

Yesterday’s Macworld column presented an object lesson on how current products from other vendors do not indicate anything about the success of upcoming Apple products.

Author The MacalopePosted on January 18, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Those who do not study history

Dead already

The Apple Watch is loser. A loser that isn’t even out yet.

Yesterday’s Macworld column found the Apple Watch compared to a loser. A brown loser.

Author The MacalopePosted on January 14, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Dead already

Dead again

Will this completely unproven thing kill Apple? How can it not?

Thursday’s Macworld column took on more unproven stuff that’s sure to be an Apple killer.

Author The MacalopePosted on December 6, 2014Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Dead again

A broken watch

This Apple watch coverage isn’t even right once a day.

Saturday’s Macworld column looked at some super-awesome Apple Watch coverage.

Author The MacalopePosted on November 25, 2014Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on A broken watch

A watched pot

APPLE WATCH DELAYED FLDSDFIOSEJSFLKJFES

Yesterday’s Macworld column looked at the allegations that the Apple Watch has been “delayed”.

Author The MacalopePosted on November 7, 2014Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on A watched pot

Crazy is as crazy does

In a time-saving move, Apple will ship the Watch pre-doomed.

Today’s Macworld column looks at how the Apple Watch ships pre-doomed.

Author The MacalopePosted on October 16, 2014Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Crazy is as crazy does

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