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Inverse relationship

Analysts say the Watch is doomed. Yay!

Today’s Macworld column looks at how if analysts think the Watch is doomed, it’s probably a good sign it’ll be a success.

Author The MacalopePosted on April 28, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Inverse relationship

A big but

Apple Watch launch fail!

Today’s Macworld column looks at the thing Apple did not actually admit.

Author The MacalopePosted on April 23, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on A big but

Pointless gyrations

Smartphones and smartwatches are both electronics, right? So they’re basically the same thing.

Today’s Macworld column looks at comparisons of things that are not really alike.

Author The MacalopePosted on April 18, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Pointless gyrations

Flub-a-dub-dub

The Apple Watch timing screwup. Sure, that’s a thing.

Yesterday’s Macworld column looks at how wrong the Apple Watch launch went. No, the Macalope doesn’t know either.

Author The MacalopePosted on April 15, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Flub-a-dub-dub

Double header

Amazon wins! With an imaginary product!

Today’s Macworld column features one pundit with two craaaazy columns.

Author The MacalopePosted on April 7, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Double header

A mixed bag

Everyone likes choices, even if they’re crappy!

Today’s Macworld column points out that choice in and of itself isn’t always better.

Author The MacalopePosted on March 31, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on A mixed bag

Zombie ideas

The Watch Edition is dead and it hasn’t even shipped yet.

Today’s Macworld column shows how all upcoming Apple products must be presumed DOA because, well, that’s the only time you can write that kind of thing — before they ship.

Author The MacalopePosted on March 24, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Zombie ideas

Weird science

The Apple Watch may already be killing you!

Today’s Macworld column shows how the Apple Watch may already be killing you!

Author The MacalopePosted on March 21, 2015Categories Hardware, iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Weird science

Choose wisely

So judging your Apple Watch choice right now.

Today’s Macworld column has all the Apple Watch judgement you can stomach.

Author The MacalopePosted on March 17, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Choose wisely

Digerati, heal thyself

The Apple Watch will ruin everything!

Today’s Macworld column looks at how the Apple Watch will ruin everything. Just like the iPhone did. And the Mac did. And the wheel did.

Author The MacalopePosted on March 14, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Digerati, heal thyself

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