This week’s Macworld column looks at the varied and dubious schools of thought employed by those who concern troll Apple.
Schools of thought
Schools of thought of the very serious Apple concern trolls.
Author: The Macalope
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You’ll never need to read Rob Enderle again!
Inspired by the Macalope’s Mad Libs punditry in Saturday’s column, @evilneuro made the Pundit-Maticâ„¢ 3000. It’s uncannily accurate!
Tremendous conflict of interest-gate update!
The Macalope no longer owns any Apple shares.
The Macalope no longer holds any shares of Apple. In a sure sign of his lack of continued confidence in the company due to Tim Cook appearing at the iPad event with his shirt untucked, he sold all two of them. And used the money to buy things from Apple that depreciate in value instead.
New iPad highs, new coverage lows
The new iPad somehow fails to win the hearts of pundits who were never going to like it anyway.
This week’s Macworld column looks at the silly pundits who predicted the new iPad would disappoint and — surprise! — were disappointed by the iPad!
Punchlines
New Android phones, iPad mini rumors and some reason-free silly punditry.
This week’s Macworld column looks at the new phones shown at MWC, zombie iPad mini rumors and a pundit who says Apple needs to dramatically update iOS… just because, OK?!
Occam’s electric razor
Mountain Lion spells trouble, one pundit says we should boycott Apple over Foxconn and the Macalope is forced to agree with Joe Wilcox! NOOO!
This week’s Macworld column notes that sometimes the simplest answer isn’t the right one right one but, hey, silly pundits have deadlines, you know?
Can’t we all get along?
Techno-pundit slap fight! Also, Android vs. iOS security and Moutain Lion in this week’s column.
This week’s Macworld column looks a techno-pundit slap fight, Android vs. iOS security and Mountain Lion.
Place your bets!
No Apple Super Bowl ad, some hilariously bad punditry and Windows 8 on ARM.
This week’s Macworld column looks at Apple’s lack of a Super Bowl ad, some old claim chowder and Windows 8 on ARM.
Who’s to blame?
You’ve gotta blame someone, right?
This week’s Macworld column looks at Apple and China, the attack of the 5-inch cell phone and Siri’s data usage.
The unbearable lightness of analyzing Apple
Apple still both doomed and evil! And sometimes ten is less than zero.
This week’s Macworld column makes note of the fact that Apple is still both doomed and evil. Good to know some people respect the classics. And when is ten less than zero? When it’s an eWeek top ten list.