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Apple always needs to make a huge acquisition (for some reason) and Microsoft always wins!
This week’s Macworld column points out that two things we’ll always know are that Apple should dump billions on acquiring some big-name company and that Microsoft always wins.
It’s not Godwin but it’s close!
Yesterday’s Macworld column looked at how you can avoid Godwin’s Law by just comparing Apple to things other than Hitler. Like, say, Joseph McCarthy.
This week it’s not only pundits who make no sense who get the antlers, it’s also some friends.
This week’s Macworld column takes on pundits who make no sense and even some friends.
Henry Blodget wrote something again, you guys.
Yesterday’s Macworld column took the time to listen to what Henry Blodget has to say. Why it did that is another question.
Guess what Apple is. Go on. Guess.
Today’s Macworld column looks at the shocking revelation that Apple might be… A RELIGION!
Sorry, Samsung, we’re not buying it. And pundits? The Macalope’s not linking to it.
In this week’s Macworld column, the Macalope lets Samsung know we’re not buying their “Aw, shucks” spiel and explains his no linking policy.
How doomed is iOS? BlackBerry kind of doomed.
Yesterday’s Macworld column looked at how doomed iOS is. Again. This will be your homework before the weekly column tomorrow, where this piece comes up again.
Everyone loves styluses!
Today’s Macworld column looks at the resurgence of the stylus! Wait, what?
Crazy ideas solve imaginary problems!
This week’s Macworld column looks at the crazy ideas pundits come up with to fix Apple’s imagined problems.
Also, the little birds that clean the bugs out of the horny one’s ears neglected to remind him to post links to Tuesday’s and Thursday’s column. Both are humorous instances of pundits just taking the word of executives at Apple’s competitors.
Everything’s about Apple and all those “fanbois”, except for that JD Powers survey which is all about price.
This week’s Macworld column looks at how the New York Times loves to make everything about Apple, the still-rampant use of the f-world and those JD Powers results.