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The blame game

Everything is Apple’s fault.

Today’s Macworld column reveals that everything is Apple’s fault.

Author The MacalopePosted on January 27, 2015Categories Apple Corporate, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on The blame game

Never say never again

So many words, so little time to put them into Steve Jobs’s mouth.

Yesterday’s Macworld column finds yet more words put into Steve Jobs’s mouth.

Author The MacalopePosted on January 21, 2015Categories Apple Corporate, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Never say never again

Those who do not study history

The current crop of smartwatches sucks therefore the Apple Watch will suck. QED.

Yesterday’s Macworld column presented an object lesson on how current products from other vendors do not indicate anything about the success of upcoming Apple products.

Author The MacalopePosted on January 18, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Those who do not study history

Dead already

The Apple Watch is loser. A loser that isn’t even out yet.

Yesterday’s Macworld column found the Apple Watch compared to a loser. A brown loser.

Author The MacalopePosted on January 14, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Dead already

Peeling an onion

A survey finds damning results for the iPhone 6 and 6 Plus. Except for one thing.

Today’s Macworld column is a doozy.

Author The MacalopePosted on January 1, 2015Categories iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Peeling an onion

Another one, just like the other one

Keep predicting Apple doom, it’ll happen eventually and then you can say you were right!

Today’s Macworld column looks at the stick-to-it-ivness that Wall Street analysts have in predicting Apple’s stock will go down.

Author The MacalopePosted on December 30, 2014Categories Apple Corporate, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Another one, just like the other one

Indefatigable

What to do about Gene Munster.

Yesterday’s Macworld column wondered what we’re going to do about Gene Munster.

Author The MacalopePosted on December 24, 2014Categories Apple Corporate, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Indefatigable

White elephant

Apple’s so bereft of ideas its giving its money away. The money it wasn’t using. It’s complicated. And dumb.

Saturday’s Macworld column looked at how bereft of ideas Apple is. You know. Right?

Author The MacalopePosted on December 24, 2014Categories Apple Corporate, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on White elephant

Revisionist history

A pretty good example of how Apple is damned if it does and damned if it doesn’t.

Yesterday’s Macworld column looked at how Apple can get chastised for not doing something a site said would have been terrible.

Author The MacalopePosted on December 19, 2014Categories iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Revisionist history

Ad hominem

Apple has a new ad out. And it suuuuuuucks.

Today’s Macworld column looks at the latest complaining about the latest Apple ad.

Author The MacalopePosted on December 16, 2014Categories Apple Corporate, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Ad hominem

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