The Macalope

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The Apple Watch will ruin everything!

Today’s Macworld column looks at how the Apple Watch will ruin everything. Just like the iPhone did. And the Mac did. And the wheel did.

Guess who they asked about the Apple Watch.

Today’s Macworld column looks at opinions on the Apple Watch no one wants.

Apple Pay didn’t solve all of banking’s security problems.

Today’s Macworld column looks at the devastating news that Apple Pay didn’t solve all of banking’s security problems.

Get your Apple Watch doomsday scenarios before they’re obsolete tomorrow!

Yesterday’s Macworld column looked at the late Apple Watch doom scenarios.

How the Apple Watch conveniently comes pre-flopped.

Yesterday’s Macworld column showed us all the important information about how the Apple Watch comes pre-flopped.

Don’t listen to lousy investment advice.

Yesterday’s Macworld column advised not to take this one guy’s investment advice.

What’s it called when paranoia is projected on someone else? Apple analysis.

Today’s Macworld column shows us all the ways that Apple is under threat and may fall at any second because analysis.

The Harvard Business Review explains Apple doom.

Saturday’s Macworld column told a guy writing for the Harvard Business Review to go back to school.

More Apple Watch doom for you!

Yesterday’s Macworld column looked at more Apple Watch doom. Sooooo much Apple Watch doom to cover.

Apple’s not in this imaginary game we made up!

Saturday’s Macworld column looked at the latest imaginary technology Apple’s “missing out on”.