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The comeback kid

Always bet on Black… Berry.

Yesterday’s Macworld column looked at the very obvious and objectively true idea that BlackBerry will ultimately triumph over all.

Author The MacalopePosted on June 5, 2015Categories iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on The comeback kid

Assumption junction

Hey, Apple’s just like a religion barf.

Yesterday’s Macworld column says that calling Apple a religion serves no function.

Author The MacalopePosted on June 3, 2015Categories Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Assumption junction

Express yourself

Apple doesn’t support your weird edge case? QUICK! TO THE OUTRAGE MACHINE!

Today’s Macworld column find that Apple has failed to support every edge case, which is horrible.

Author The MacalopePosted on May 30, 2015Categories Applications, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Express yourself

Leading indicators

If there are ads for it, then it must not be selling well. QED.

Today’s Macworld column looks at the very obvious contention that if a product is being advertised, then it must not be selling well.

Author The MacalopePosted on May 26, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Leading indicators

Of babies and bath water

Apple Car DOA.

For your Memorial Day reading, Saturday’s Macworld column looked at the contention that the Apple Car is DOA.

Author The MacalopePosted on May 25, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Of babies and bath water

Not guilty

How’s all the Apple killing going?

Today’s Macworld column find Xiaomi not very good at Apple killing.

Author The MacalopePosted on May 21, 2015Categories iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Not guilty

Stainless steal

The Apple Watch might be better with added security features, but that doesn’t mean it’s “easy to steal”.

Yesterday’s Macworld column looked at claims that the Apple Watch is easy to steal.

Author The MacalopePosted on May 20, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Stainless steal

Bad decisions

BREAKING: Person who didn’t want an Apple Watch turns out to not like it.

Today’s Macworld column looks at the startling revelation that if you don’t want an Apple Watch, you maybe shouldn’t buy one. Particularly a $700 one.

Author The MacalopePosted on May 16, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Bad decisions

Gross

A gimmicky “Dear John” letter for a gadget isn’t cute.

Today’s Macworld column reviews the grossness that is an Apple Watch “review” dressed up as a break-up letter.

Author The MacalopePosted on May 14, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Gross

The impossible dream

Just say no to reviewing products that don’t exist yet.

Tuesday’s Macworld column looked at how pundits keep trying to review products that don’t exist yet.

Author The MacalopePosted on May 14, 2015Categories Hardware, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on The impossible dream

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