They still do Friday fives?

The Macalope has been tagged and seeks to be released.

It’s almost 2007 for crying out loud!

At any rate, Bill Bumgarner has tagged the Macalope (apparently a week ago) with the “Five things you don’t know about me” thing.

This may have been last Friday’s five but according to iCal it’s Friday again, so let it ride!

  1. While it’s a pain in the ass to type with hooves, it does mean that the Macalope is immune to carpal tunnel syndrome, as his “forearms” are made up with several phalanx bones that…

    Well, it’s complicated. Suffice it to say you won’t be seeing the Macalope wearing one of those wrist thingies.

  2. The Macalope once nailed Carly Fiorina.

    It was nothing to write home about.

  3. The Mac the Macalope primarily uses is an SE/30, but it’s a mythical SE/30 that can run OS X.
  4. The Macalope brews his own beer using a recipe taught to him by Dionysus himself. The secret ingredient? The dewy nectar that forms on Scarlett Johansson’s brow when she does hot yoga.

    Which is redundant as any yoga Ms. Johansson does is, by definition, hot yoga.

  5. Favorite Dr. Seuss character: Horton.

    You’d be surprised at how many people say Marvin K. Mooney. It’s weird.

Happy New Year!

6 thoughts on “They still do Friday fives?”

  1. Well, actually, it was the drinking before that got the Macalope funky with Carly in the first place.

    Of course afterwards she started stalking the Macalope. Had his phone tapped, etc. Sad, really.

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