The Macalope

Specious reasoning

The real reason to stay out of Apple’s stock is that this kind of stuff is what guides opinion about it.

Today’s Macworld column provides some lame excuses to avoid Apple’s stock. If you were looking for some.

It’s nice that Windows users care so much about Mac security.

Today’s Macworld column features yet another Windows user who cares very much about Mac security. So sweet!

Pundits think things that haven’t even started yet are over.

This week’s Macworld column looks at some of the things pundits thing are over but haven’t even started yet.

All fools, all the time.

Today’s Macworld column brings you the cavalcade of Fools of the Year. No foolin’.

Ugh, Apple is such a bunch of losers! Why do they even try?

This week’s Macworld column looks at what a bunch of losers Apple is.

Looks like it’s doom again for Apple.

Today’s Macworld column looks at the cloud of doom that perpetually hangs over Cupertino. AGAIN.

Bad reviews mean a book is better!

Today’s Macworld column wonders how someone can argue that bad reviews mean a book is better.

Just write up the anti-Apple side and push publish!

This week’s Macworld column looks at how easy it is to write about Apple. You just write up the anti-Apple argument and you’re done.

All Apple rumors are true, right?

Today’s Macworld column looks at what happens when you assume rumors are true.

When pundits try too hard to go against the grain.

Today’s Macworld column looks at a case of playing Devil’s advocate that goes around the bend.