The Macalope

Missed connections

Looking for answers in all the wrong places, looking for answers in too many faces.

This week’s Macworld column looks at pundits looking for answers in all the wrong places.

Guess who’s back?

Today’s Macworld column has Dan Lyons! Wait, where are you going?

Just say things and you too can be quoted in articles and put on TV!

Yesterday’s Macworld column looked at how people make a living just sayin’ stuff.

Three strikes, Forbes is out.

This week’s Macworld column is a clean sweep for Forbes! And they should not be proud of that.

Stupid Tim Cook! Be more Steve Jobs!

Yesterday’s Macworld column looks at Tim Cook’s biggest flaw: not being Steve Jobs.

Apple’s lost the plot… to a movie they aren’t in.

Today’s Macworld column looks at the charge that Apple’s lost the plot. The plot to the wacky farce that pundits are trying to get made.

So many helpful people wanting to tell Apple their business!

This week’s Macworld column looks at the helpful people who want to school you on things Apple.

Apple doom gets a timeline!

Yesterday’s Macworld column wonders why you’d take a prediction from Fred Wilson.

Asked by academics and also completely unrelated to reality.

Today’s Macworld column asks you to look in the dictionary under “academic question.” There’s a picture of the article we’ll talk about.

Apple must… Except they don’t at all.

Jonny Evans is collecting all the classic “Apple Must…” constructions for your reading amusement.