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Look Who’s Talking, Part Infinity

Woz speaks, the tech press rushes to print it.

Today’s Macworld column looks at the latest pearls of wisdom to drip from Woz.

Author The MacalopePosted on February 13, 2014Categories Apple Corporate, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Look Who’s Talking, Part Infinity

The Goldilocks phone

Apple must build a phone that will break iOS! Huh?

Today’s Macworld column looks at the notion that Apple must build a larger phone… a phone that will break iOS!

Author The MacalopePosted on February 11, 2014Categories iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on The Goldilocks phone

No admission

Apple admits to failure! (Disclaimer: Apple does not actually admit to failure.)

This week’s Macworld column looks at suggestions that Apple is doomed and then outright admissions that it’s failed! (Disclaimer: no actual admissions included.)

Author The MacalopePosted on February 8, 2014Categories iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on No admission

Don’t look back in anger or happiness

With articles like these, who needs to read the book?

Today’s Macworld column suspects that if the article it picks apart is any indicator, the author’s book is not going to be great.

Author The MacalopePosted on February 6, 2014Categories iPad, iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Don’t look back in anger or happiness

The games we play

Much of the pundit business is a charade.

This week’s Macworld column notices some of the ridiculous games pundits play.

Author The MacalopePosted on February 1, 2014Categories iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on The games we play

Miss-direction

Apple announces quarterly results, pundits rush to describe doom.

Yesterday’s Macworld column looks at some choice reaction to Apple’s quarterly results.

Author The MacalopePosted on January 31, 2014Categories iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Miss-direction

Assumes facts not in evidence

Did this guy buy a Jump To Conclusions mat?

Today’s Macworld column says you’re out of order, this whole court is out of order!

Author The MacalopePosted on January 28, 2014Categories iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Assumes facts not in evidence

Perspective

Perspectives can be important. Until they keep you from seeing reality.

This week’s Macworld column looks at perspectives and how they can keep you from seeing reality.

Author The MacalopePosted on January 25, 2014Categories iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Perspective

The prediction of the beast

666 marks the prediction of the beast. Well, one that Windows Phone will rule.

Today’s Macworld column has some fun with numbers.

(Is the apocalypse fun?)

Author The MacalopePosted on January 23, 2014Categories iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on The prediction of the beast

Apple doom enters 37th consecutive year

Apple totally should have acquired Nest because acquisitions = innovation.

In today’s Macworld column it appears we’re still talking about how Google’s Nest acquisition reflects badly on Apple.

Author The MacalopePosted on January 21, 2014Categories iPad, iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Apple doom enters 37th consecutive year

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