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Three strikes, Forbes is out.

This week’s Macworld column is a clean sweep for Forbes! And they should not be proud of that.

Author The MacalopePosted on May 17, 2014Categories Apple Corporate, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Thank you for your contribution

Says who?

Stupid Tim Cook! Be more Steve Jobs!

Yesterday’s Macworld column looks at Tim Cook’s biggest flaw: not being Steve Jobs.

Author The MacalopePosted on May 16, 2014Categories Apple Corporate, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Says who?

What’s my motivation?

Apple’s lost the plot… to a movie they aren’t in.

Today’s Macworld column looks at the charge that Apple’s lost the plot. The plot to the wacky farce that pundits are trying to get made.

Author The MacalopePosted on May 13, 2014Categories Apple Corporate, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on What’s my motivation?

Schooling

So many helpful people wanting to tell Apple their business!

This week’s Macworld column looks at the helpful people who want to school you on things Apple.

Author The MacalopePosted on May 10, 2014Categories Apple Corporate, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Schooling

Nostradummy

Apple doom gets a timeline!

Yesterday’s Macworld column wonders why you’d take a prediction from Fred Wilson.

Author The MacalopePosted on May 9, 2014Categories Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Nostradummy

The definition of an academic question

Asked by academics and also completely unrelated to reality.

Today’s Macworld column asks you to look in the dictionary under “academic question.” There’s a picture of the article we’ll talk about.

Author The MacalopePosted on May 6, 2014Categories Apple Corporate, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on The definition of an academic question

Apple Must

Apple must… Except they don’t at all.

Jonny Evans is collecting all the classic “Apple Must…” constructions for your reading amusement.

Author The MacalopePosted on May 3, 2014Categories Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Apple Must

Headline news

The worst headlines of the week all wrapped up in a big dumb bow.

This week’s Macworld column looks at some truly horrible headlines.

Author The MacalopePosted on May 3, 2014Categories iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Headline news

Spot the motivation

Why would someone write this?

Today’s Macworld column wonders if you can figure out a pundit’s motivation along with the Macalope.

Author The MacalopePosted on May 1, 2014Categories iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Spot the motivation

Booga booga!

Everything always dooms Apple. Even the stuff that dooms its competitors.

Tuesday’s Macworld column looks at another case of jamming Apple into a headline it doesn’t belong in.

(Apologies for the late link.)

Author The MacalopePosted on May 1, 2014Categories iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Booga booga!

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