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Not breaking news

Newsflash from 2009: smartphone purchases are subsidized.

Oops, forgot to post Thursday’s column, which looked at the startling discovery that smartphone purchases are subsidized!

Author The MacalopePosted on October 4, 2014Categories iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Not breaking news

Exactly backwards

Apple pledges to keep its customers information private? Total fail.

Yesterday’s Macworld column looked at the amazing tale of the Business Insider writer who got Apple’s statement on privacy exactly backwards.

Author The MacalopePosted on October 1, 2014Categories iPhone, Silly Pundits1 Comment on Exactly backwards

Just your typical launch

Millions of iPhone shipped but Apple’s still a loser.

This week’s Macworld column looks at how Apple could ship millions of new iPhones and still be a miserable failure.

Author The MacalopePosted on September 27, 2014Categories iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Just your typical launch

Unfair comparisons

How do you show that Android phones are better than iPhones? Well…

Today’s Macworld column looks at the best way to show that Android phones are better than iPhones.

Author The MacalopePosted on September 25, 2014Categories iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Unfair comparisons

Androidsplainin’

This is how it is, iPhone dorks!

Today’s Macworld column cuts open some prime rib of Androidsplainin’.

Author The MacalopePosted on September 23, 2014Categories iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Androidsplainin’

Standard reactions

Pundits run with the standard playbook.

This week’s Macworld column looks at the standard reactions to any Apple announcement.

Author The MacalopePosted on September 20, 2014Categories iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Standard reactions

Taking things too far

Pundits who go to far and the readers who don’t love them.

This week’s Macworld column looks at pundits who go too far.

Author The MacalopePosted on September 7, 2014Categories iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Taking things too far

Look what I can do!

It’s time again for more silly pundit tricks.

This week’s Macworld column features more silly pundits practicing their tricks.

Author The MacalopePosted on August 30, 2014Categories iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Look what I can do!

Maximum hyperbole

How to make an iPhone story out of practically nothing!

Yesterday’s Macworld column show you how to make an iPhone story out of practically nothing!

Author The MacalopePosted on August 29, 2014Categories iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Maximum hyperbole

Yawn

iPhone 6? Bor-ing.

Today’s Macworld column looks at the snooze-fest that is the iPhone 6.

Author The MacalopePosted on August 26, 2014Categories iPhone, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Yawn

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