There is a Horse in the Apple Store
THERE IS A LITTLE PONY IN THE APPLE STORE. What the hell? A beautiful little pony, with a flowing mane, the likes of which my sister would have killed to get for Christmas when she was 7 or 8. And, NOONE is looking at this thing.
Nobody ever bats an eyelash when a man/Mac/antelope walks into one, either.
Humans are weird.