Good thing he didn't double-dog dare
Because then this would be really embarrassing.
Cringely on Gates famous challenge to break Windows every month:
According to US-CERT, some 812 Windows vulnerabilities were discovered in 2005 alone — an average of one per month … for 67 years.
The Macalope, his antlers dripping with sarcasm, is sure that won’t happen to Vista (trolls can read a more detailed version of the Macalope’s opinion on Vista security here).