10 ponies Apple failed to deliver at WWDC
WWDC No Shows: 10 Things We Wanted From Apple and Didn’t Get (tip o’ the antlers to TUAW – so if you must click a link, click this one, not the first one!).
1. The Apple Tablet
No free pony.
2. The Elusive ‘iPhone Nano’
No free shetland pony.
3. The iPhone FM Transmitter
No orthopedic pony for pony riders with special needs.
4. A New iPod
No pony that anyone who’s paying attention would know comes in September every God damn year.
5. Adobe Flash Support
No angry pony that lumbers around slowly and then poops in your living room.
6. Removable Batteries
No stupid pony no one cares about.
7. iProd and iFPGA
No imaginary pony we made up.
8. MMS and Tethering Support (That Can Actually Be Used)
AT&T won’t let us ride the pony (this one’s fair, you’re one for ten, JR!).
9. Carrier Expansion
No doublewide pony.
10. Steve Jobs
No “indispensable” pony we were told 10,000 times wouldn’t be there but, ooh, look, somehow they managed to pull the keynote off without it.
Just because you can write a piece, JR, doesn’t mean you should write a piece.