The Macalope's a busy mythical beast
It’s been a few days since the Macalope’s last post, so he thought he’d test the ol’ blog and make sure it’s still working.
The Macalope wishes he could post all the time, but his day job is really demanding.
What is the Macalope’s day job?
Why, delivering Macs and iPods to all the good little boys and girls throughout the world.
A lot of people think that’s done by Airborne Express or FedEx. That’s only because the Macalope works in strange and wondrous ways. Anyone who’s eagerly awaited the delivery of a new PowerBook or iMac or video iPod knows there are deep magical and spiritual forces at work, forces far beyond the ken of some guy in a brown shirt and shorts with a wireless punch pad and a name tag that says “Larry.”
But it’s hard work figuring out of someone deserves an Apple product or not. Just the other day, for example, you may have read that the Macalope was forced to deliver a bar of soap instead of an iPod. This was, quite simply, because the buyer was being a bit of a pill around his friends and family. It was a tough call, but someone’s got to make it.
Anyway, hopefully someone will post something stupid tomorrow and the Macalope will have something to write about. Keep your fingers crossed!