Yesterday’s Macworld column looked at more Apple Watch doom. Sooooo much Apple Watch doom to cover.
The Apple Watch watch
More Apple Watch doom for you!
Category: Silly Pundits
Apple’s missing out on X
Apple’s not in this imaginary game we made up!
Saturday’s Macworld column looked at the latest imaginary technology Apple’s “missing out on”.
The blame game
Everything is Apple’s fault.
Today’s Macworld column reveals that everything is Apple’s fault.
Never say never again
So many words, so little time to put them into Steve Jobs’s mouth.
Yesterday’s Macworld column finds yet more words put into Steve Jobs’s mouth.
Those who do not study history
The current crop of smartwatches sucks therefore the Apple Watch will suck. QED.
Yesterday’s Macworld column presented an object lesson on how current products from other vendors do not indicate anything about the success of upcoming Apple products.
Dead already
The Apple Watch is loser. A loser that isn’t even out yet.
Yesterday’s Macworld column found the Apple Watch compared to a loser. A brown loser.
Peeling an onion
A survey finds damning results for the iPhone 6 and 6 Plus. Except for one thing.
Today’s Macworld column is a doozy.
Another one, just like the other one
Keep predicting Apple doom, it’ll happen eventually and then you can say you were right!
Today’s Macworld column looks at the stick-to-it-ivness that Wall Street analysts have in predicting Apple’s stock will go down.
Indefatigable
What to do about Gene Munster.
Yesterday’s Macworld column wondered what we’re going to do about Gene Munster.
White elephant
Apple’s so bereft of ideas its giving its money away. The money it wasn’t using. It’s complicated. And dumb.
Saturday’s Macworld column looked at how bereft of ideas Apple is. You know. Right?