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Another one, just like the other one

Keep predicting Apple doom, it’ll happen eventually and then you can say you were right!

Today’s Macworld column looks at the stick-to-it-ivness that Wall Street analysts have in predicting Apple’s stock will go down.

Author The MacalopePosted on December 30, 2014Categories Apple Corporate, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Another one, just like the other one

Indefatigable

What to do about Gene Munster.

Yesterday’s Macworld column wondered what we’re going to do about Gene Munster.

Author The MacalopePosted on December 24, 2014Categories Apple Corporate, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Indefatigable

White elephant

Apple’s so bereft of ideas its giving its money away. The money it wasn’t using. It’s complicated. And dumb.

Saturday’s Macworld column looked at how bereft of ideas Apple is. You know. Right?

Author The MacalopePosted on December 24, 2014Categories Apple Corporate, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on White elephant

Ad hominem

Apple has a new ad out. And it suuuuuuucks.

Today’s Macworld column looks at the latest complaining about the latest Apple ad.

Author The MacalopePosted on December 16, 2014Categories Apple Corporate, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Ad hominem

Power has driven him mad

Mark Zuckerberg’s standup needs some work. Don’t quit your day job, Mark. Whatever that is. Wait, he’s not trying to be funny?

Today’s Macworld column looks at the crazy talk coming out of Mark Zuckerberg’s mouth.

Author The MacalopePosted on December 6, 2014Categories Apple CorporateLeave a comment on Power has driven him mad

Reality challenged

Remember those rumors Tim Cook was going to be replaced?

Saturday’s Macworld column looked at those hi-larious rumors that Tim Cook was going to be replaced.

Author The MacalopePosted on December 1, 2014Categories Apple Corporate, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Reality challenged

Spot off

How’d that advice to get out of Apple’s stock work out?

Saturday’s Macworld column looked at all that great advice to get out of Apple stock.

Author The MacalopePosted on November 17, 2014Categories Apple Corporate, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Spot off

Free advice

Wait. Wait. Wait. You’re saying Apple should… buy another company? OMG.

Today’s Macworld column looks at the amazing advice that Apple should buy a big-name company.

Author The MacalopePosted on November 13, 2014November 13, 2014Categories Apple Corporate, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Free advice

The Desolation of Forbes

When Tolkien references go bad.

Today’s Macworld column looks at what happens when Tolkien references go bad.

Author The MacalopePosted on September 18, 2014Categories Apple Corporate, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on The Desolation of Forbes

Where’s Claude Rains when you need him?

Apple caught engaging in marketing!

Today’s Macworld column looks at the shocking allegation that Apple might be conducting marketing!

Author The MacalopePosted on September 17, 2014Categories Apple Corporate, Silly PunditsLeave a comment on Where’s Claude Rains when you need him?

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