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19
Apr 2007
Irony!
Posted in Hardware, Silly Pundits by The Macalope at 9:33 am |

Via Mr. Gruber, the Macalope sees that Gartner — the firm that famously recommended Apple get out of the hardware business — notes that Mac sales were up 30% in the first quarter.

Good advice, fellas!


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6 Responses:

pauldwaite said:

:) I like chuckles like these.


John Muir said:

By the placing of Venus, Saturn and Mars I foretell the iPhone will be a success and for Apple to “outperform” in H2 2007.

Oh wait, I shouldn’t let slip my method to the public. It’s a trade secret!


Rip Ragged said:

The iPhone is a Capricorn. It’s natal chart virtually assures that Apple stock will reach $120/share before Christmas.

Don’t forget to burn some incense.


Rip Ragged said:

That would be “its” natal chart. So I type faster than I think. Sue me.


John C. Randolph said:

Rip, Its OK. We all make misteaks from tyme to tiem.

-jcr


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