Comments on: Trouble squirting? http://www.macalope.com/2007/01/19/trouble-squirting/ Full of sound and furry Mon, 19 Dec 2011 18:20:28 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: BadgerAndi http://www.macalope.com/2007/01/19/trouble-squirting/#comment-1111 BadgerAndi Mon, 22 Jan 2007 17:28:24 +0000 http://www.macalope.com/?p=148#comment-1111 I too, enjoyed a hearty chuckle from this post; not from the x-rated comment, but from the actual news. What happened to: MICROSOFT – the big, scary technological juggernaut of the 90’s? First the record labels extort a $10 fee from every Zune sold, now there’re deliberately refusing to provide content that’s compatible which the main feature Microsoft was using to market this device? Sounds to me like the record labels got the once mighty juggernaut bent over squealing like a pig, like the fat guy in Deliverance. (Seriously, what’s with the sexual references today, ffs?) I too, enjoyed a hearty chuckle from this post; not from the x-rated comment, but from the actual news.

What happened to: MICROSOFT – the big, scary technological juggernaut of the 90’s?

First the record labels extort a $10 fee from every Zune sold, now there’re deliberately refusing to provide content that’s compatible which the main feature Microsoft was using to market this device?

Sounds to me like the record labels got the once mighty juggernaut bent over squealing like a pig, like the fat guy in Deliverance. (Seriously, what’s with the sexual references today, ffs?)

]]> By: The Macalope http://www.macalope.com/2007/01/19/trouble-squirting/#comment-1110 The Macalope Sun, 21 Jan 2007 21:19:08 +0000 http://www.macalope.com/?p=148#comment-1110 It's venison. And the Macalope does not take responsibility for equipment damaged due to "nosers." He should probably put that in a disclaimer somewhere. It’s venison. And the Macalope does not take responsibility for equipment damaged due to “nosers.”

He should probably put that in a disclaimer somewhere.

]]> By: V M Respectable http://www.macalope.com/2007/01/19/trouble-squirting/#comment-1109 V M Respectable Sun, 21 Jan 2007 20:52:25 +0000 http://www.macalope.com/?p=148#comment-1109 They'll have the deal all fixed up by the time they release the phone. Because haven't you heard? The iPhone is coming out in Zune. Hope that gets your minds off roomfuls of Ballmers <i>sans</i> pants. They’ll have the deal all fixed up by the time they release the phone. Because haven’t you heard? The iPhone is coming out in Zune.

Hope that gets your minds off roomfuls of Ballmers sans pants.

]]> By: Jody Chen http://www.macalope.com/2007/01/19/trouble-squirting/#comment-1108 Jody Chen Sat, 20 Jan 2007 23:09:50 +0000 http://www.macalope.com/?p=148#comment-1108 Karl Von L., Thanks for the iSkin link; I'll definitely need one for my PowerBook if I continue to read the Macalope's brilliantly funny pieces. I'll also have to send him the bill for it. Karl Von L.,

Thanks for the iSkin link; I’ll definitely need one for my PowerBook if I continue to read the Macalope’s brilliantly funny pieces.

I’ll also have to send him the bill for it.

]]> By: Rip Ragged http://www.macalope.com/2007/01/19/trouble-squirting/#comment-1107 Rip Ragged Sat, 20 Jan 2007 21:56:01 +0000 http://www.macalope.com/?p=148#comment-1107 I have a major beef (or is that venison) with the Macalope. Since 8 o'clock last night, all I have to do is think "Zune bukkake," and I start laughing. It's ruining my life. I have a major beef (or is that venison) with the Macalope. Since 8 o’clock last night, all I have to do is think “Zune bukkake,” and I start laughing. It’s ruining my life.

]]> By: John Muir http://www.macalope.com/2007/01/19/trouble-squirting/#comment-1106 John Muir Sat, 20 Jan 2007 20:37:14 +0000 http://www.macalope.com/?p=148#comment-1106 Like Origami's storming the world powered by the invincible WinCE, or like xbox 360's still struggling to match PS2 sales? Just wondering. ;) Re: Bukkake ... The Macalope's part antelope? Let's fence off that whole complex of images before it gets well out of control! Like Origami’s storming the world powered by the invincible WinCE, or like xbox 360′s still struggling to match PS2 sales? Just wondering. ;)

Re: Bukkake … The Macalope’s part antelope? Let’s fence off that whole complex of images before it gets well out of control!

]]> By: pauldwaite http://www.macalope.com/2007/01/19/trouble-squirting/#comment-1105 pauldwaite Sat, 20 Jan 2007 19:45:59 +0000 http://www.macalope.com/?p=148#comment-1105 Don't worry, I'm sure that despite stuff like this, the Zune will be selling 21 million in a quarter any time now. Don’t worry, I’m sure that despite stuff like this, the Zune will be selling 21 million in a quarter any time now.

]]> By: Karl von L. http://www.macalope.com/2007/01/19/trouble-squirting/#comment-1104 Karl von L. Sat, 20 Jan 2007 19:30:13 +0000 http://www.macalope.com/?p=148#comment-1104 Jodi, Get one of these: http://www.iskin.com/protouch/xt_features.tpl Jodi,
Get one of these: http://www.iskin.com/protouch/xt_features.tpl

]]> By: Jody Chen http://www.macalope.com/2007/01/19/trouble-squirting/#comment-1103 Jody Chen Sat, 20 Jan 2007 16:51:22 +0000 http://www.macalope.com/?p=148#comment-1103 Italics Police, Thanks much! I was laughing so hard I neglected to close the tag properly. Now if you could only do something to erase the image of a squirting Steve Ballmer from my mind, I'd be profoundly grateful. Italics Police,

Thanks much! I was laughing so hard I neglected to close the tag properly. Now if you could only do something to erase the image of a squirting Steve Ballmer from my mind, I’d be profoundly grateful.

]]> By: John C. Randolph http://www.macalope.com/2007/01/19/trouble-squirting/#comment-1102 John C. Randolph Sat, 20 Jan 2007 10:36:34 +0000 http://www.macalope.com/?p=148#comment-1102 Well thank you SO much for that mental image. I need to go and watch a few hours of Schoolhouse Rock now to get it out of my head. -jcr Well thank you SO much for that mental image. I need to go and watch a few hours of Schoolhouse Rock now to get it out of my head.

-jcr

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