Comments on: Rob Enderle finally right about something

By: GadgetGav

GadgetGav — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 01:21:06 +0000

MEMO
From : Steve B
To : Jason R

Jason, please let me have the sales projections for Xbox Mini by end of the day. Thx. Stevie

MEMO
From : Jason R
To : Steve B

Steve,
Based on our test marketing and the viral campain of the awesome ads, here’s the projections:
Black zune 178
White zune 155
Brown zune 62

Please note, these are totals, not K or M units.

Jason.

By: jedi2187

jedi2187 — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 15:32:12 +0000

I guess next year at this time, we’ll hear from Reindrop and the successful push of Polly Pocket’s playsets from his stocker job at Toys R Us.

By: diode

diode — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 14:15:29 +0000

Jason’s Resumé (draft 1) - Relevant Work Experience.

2006 - Director of Microsoft’s “XBox mini” (internal codename) division. Product did not launch. As in take off. Metaphorically. Not MY fault. *I* tried to stifle the “brown movement”. THEY WOULDN’T LISTEN! not my fault. I’m a good director. I am. AND WHAT were they SMOKING when they came up with the whole “SQUIRTING” thing?! Huh? I tried.. it was.. I really.. made the best of it. I did.

2005 - Project Lead at … I mean, BROWN! And SQUIRTING! WHAT THE HELL COULD I DO?

By: V-Train

V-Train — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 03:06:12 +0000

P.S. There are iPod accessories that sell more than all the Zunes combined…

By: V-Train

V-Train — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 03:05:36 +0000

One only needs to look at the Amazon sales ranks in Electronics to laugh at their “gaining traction” BS.

Black: 71
Brown: 355
White: 555

iPods? 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 8, 15, 16, 22, 26, 27…